Tuesday, September 23, 2008

It Comes Around So Quickly - Celebrate Bisexuality Day

According to Wikipedia, today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day. Again, according to Wikipedia, “First observed in 1999, Celebrate Bisexuality Day is the brainchild of three United States bisexual rights activists — Wendy Curry of Maine, Michael Page of Florida, and Gigi Raven Wilbur of Texas.”




Once more, according to Wikipedia, “Curry previously from Maine, now resides in New Hampshire with her husband. She is employed as a software engineer.”

So, given that she is married, is she a dormant or retired or latent bisexual?
It appears that people use the word bisexual as the ultimate get out of jail card for having extra-partner relationships and they expect this to be accepted without question. A lesbian would be expected to stay committed to her partner if she said she was in a stable relationship. Similarly, the same would expected of be a gay man. But being a bisexual apparently results in an overwhelming, inexorable, relentless and perfectly excusable compulsion to have sex outside a relationship. Sorry dear I would love to stop having sex but I am bisexual. I really would only I could not be arsed. End of story, seven No Trumps, Grand Slam, Game Over, Gin, You Lose. No appeal. Unless you like it and are let watch. So that’s what YouTube was invented for.
www.biwatchingtube.com, www.sharemybi.com, www.ratemybi.com – those domain names have got to be available.




Any link between this and the BBC story “Designer vagina trend 'worrying'” - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7629897.stm? Anyone fancy setting up http://www.ratemydesignavagina.com/ ?

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