Brian Cowen – Drunken Turniphead

Incompetent and all as he is, it is even harder to run a country when you have taken to the drink. Turnipman is now nearly permanently pissed as well. The only part of the useless, inept, bungling, hopeless tosspot pisshead fuckwit that is not paralysed is his drinking arm. Surrounded by a miasma of drink breath, both his gait and ineptitude are staggering.